Literally me this morning
Me rn
the plastic lid on top of the pringles tube is a bonus-pringle
STOOOOPP!!! AJAHDHFKSKSJDJFJFJSKSK
sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.
naughty cat: purrs loudly
my friend: hey u ok
me, in a depressive episode:
them: hello
me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!
Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM
*giant sand worm burst from the ground*
Me: YESSSSSSSS
She’s looking out for you today
she’ll never fucking take me alive, I don’t fear her anymore
